Gateway of Smoke

abeautywithabroomstick:

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

minidoc:

Well hello.

I realise it’s been a while. Time travel - it gets away from you. Time that is, not travel. Anyway, how are you all? You do realise I don’t really care all that much, I just felt it was polite to ask. Sorry, that’s rude, but that’s me. Rude and not ginger. Anyway, moving on.

I spent a glorious weekend being carried around a HUGE hotel recently. I chose to travel by breast, which may sound odd to you, but it’s beneficial for both myself, and my lovely breast-vehical Charlotte. To be fair, had I attempted to walk around the vastness of the hotel on my own, it would have taken me until the sun exploded, I’m only 5 inches high. Anyway, on the Saturday, Charlotte and her friend, who was escorting MiniGwen Cooper around, decided to get into a lift, just for fun to avoid the cleaners who were tidying their room, watched over by MiniJack. I’d heard a lot about MiniGwen Cooper. I liked her. Anyway, who should get into this lift but this guy who people were calling Gareth David Lloyd, but to me he looked like a big version of MiniIanto Jones, much like how that guy who wrote that book that MiniJack read looked like a big version of MiniJack. Speaking of that guy, here’s MiniJack reading his second book:

A short while later, Me and the MiniTeam (minus MiniDonna who was chilling in the room, watching X Factor and being generally boring) went for a dance at a disco. There, I stumbled upon Big Master:

Then I had a drink with this guy, Ben, who tried to drown me in his drink:

Then we went for a pint:

After the day was over, I decided to have a bath in a big Hilton bathtube:

All in a day’s work,

MiniDoc x

I love this blog so much, you don’t even understand.

makkora-moments:

Well said google, well fucking said.

hastazihin:

Yeşil Anarşi

Green Anarchy

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myfavoritestoreonthecitadel:

Mad World - Gary Jules

batcountryword:

“Today’s Pig, is tomorrow’s bacon”. Stay strong Chicago friends, and don’t take any guff from those swine.

We’ve got this in the bag, guys. Maybe this time they’ll listen. Or at the very least, we can expose their corruption in the terrible chance that the authority decides to use brute force against us. But remember, stay peaceful. Take it in silence. It will only hurt them more. If you fight back, the pigs can only use it against you. Stay smart. Stay peaceful. Stay loud.